American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL CALIF" above a decorative row

CALIF" above a decorative row of alternating orange and teal dots

and pointed goatee

" Centered sans-serif text reads "850 FOOTE AVENUE

giving working families something to rally around every summer evening

with detailed tentacles curling outward

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL CALIF" above a decorative rowApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple