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Perkis Power - Unisex Tank Top baltimore White distressed stop sign iconLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue