The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex Tank Top retrocomputer A vintage hand-drawn couple roller

A vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating in a dance pose sits between spread golden and red wings

Norfolk's Elk Horns took the diamond in 1914 as part of the Nebraska State League's Class D circuit

but at least the lakefront views are nice

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

Inspired by The Fifth Element

The Alamo Basement Tours - Unisex Tank Top retrocomputer A vintage hand-drawn couple rollerBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text