Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top santa cruz font since 1986

font since 1986

A vintage cartoon mascot in matching golden-yellow ink

A black rubber hose style cartoon toilet paper roll mascot walks mid-stride with dot eyes

and that's what made it beautiful every single time

A simple white cartoon dog face with floppy ears

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top santa cruz font since 1986Calling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads