'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank newport holding a baseball bat

holding a baseball bat

Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree

Golden-yellow cursive text reading "Gunga Galunga" overlaps the figure from chest to knees

reimagining Fonzie as the owner of the coolest bike shop in town

Nacho proved that belief hits harder than any actual training regimen

'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank newport holding a baseball batDropping the "A" from America took 248 years of complex geopolitical history and turned it into a wrestling entrance theme. Somehow that single missing letter communicates more foreign policy than any State Department briefing ever could. The Details: Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica." Weathered white blocky text below reads "kickin' ass since 1776." Fit & Fabric: