Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL King Pin Lanes stood on

King Pin Lanes stood on Beechmont Avenue in Forestville

Scattered pink and white hearts in varying sizes surround the portrait

Brian Fantana staking his entire romantic strategy on a cologne made with bits of real panther is the most committed self-sabotage in broadcast journalism

Places like this didn't just house tourists

The tempo is non-negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL King Pin Lanes stood onTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft