Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Metal detecting on a beach

Metal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity

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Shield-shaped white badge with a black outline contains arched black hand-lettered text reading "TUCSON" at the top

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established 1926" at the bottom

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Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Metal detecting on a beachTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the