The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL " with a small registered

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" Red block letters on a yellow marquee below read "GREASY PORK SANDWICHES

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL " with a small registeredJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi