Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas with white italic serif text

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

Destroying two old men over frozen concentrated orange juice is already legendary

Scalloped circular badge in light blue

serving seafood and steaks through the mid-twentieth century

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

Chet Ripley's Steakhouse - Old 96er - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_christmas with white italic serif textFinishing a 96 ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system. Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Circular red orange portrait in a cartoon caricature style depicts Chet Ripley's grinning face, flanked by distressed white text reading "ESTD" and "1988." Distressed white text inside a bordered sign