Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana Bold off-white serif text reads

Bold off-white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above "ESTABLISHED 1967" and a compass rose star

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

Those broiled hamburgers and hot apple pie fed generations of city workers

Pete Schweddy's balls have been delighting NPR listeners since 1998

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana Bold off-white serif text readsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft