Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy January 2000: They call this

January 2000: They call this one The Enforcer

Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top

Four high-contrast white stencil-art portraits of Clarence Boddicker

This shirt is outrageous

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy January 2000: They call thisNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters