The Baddest Mofo Low Down Around This Town - Unisex T-Shirt boston Marty's twelve seconds of shredding

Marty's twelve seconds of shredding deserved a world tour

Inspired by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"SANTA POCO" appears in the same white bold sans-serif type

Describing your arrest as "got too silly" takes the same energy as calling a house fire "a little toasty

and anyone who appreciates a good deadpan introduction

The Baddest Mofo Low Down Around This Town - Unisex T-Shirt boston Marty's twelve seconds of shreddingDemanding your crew verbally confirm you're the meanest, the prettiest, and the baddest before every fight is peak insecurity dressed up as dominance. The Shogun of Harlem turned a loyalty oath into performance art. Inspired by The Last Dragon. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "AM I THE MEANEST? AM I THE PRETTIEST? AM I THE BADDEST MOFO LOW DOWN AROUND THIS TOWN?" with "MEANEST," "PRETTIEST," and "BADDEST" rendered in a red to white