Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads

Flowing cyan neon-glow script reads "Double" above five bold block letters spelling "DEUCE

" and "BURRITOS

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

Inspired by Total Recall

Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Flowing cyan neon-glow script readsNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters