Thunder Buddies for Life - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A gray crosscut saw banner

A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text reading "JOHN MATRIX

it was a retirement plan

Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

" "PLAINFIELD RD

Thunder Buddies for Life - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A gray crosscut saw bannerSwearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties. John and Ted proved dysfunction is just loyalty with worse coping skills. Inspired by Ted. The Details: Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center, flanked by yellow lightning bolts and scattered blue raindrops. Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center. White