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Smoke Salmon Not Meth - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Distressed brown serif text inSalmon on a grill is the only acceptable reason to tell someone you've been smoking all weekend. The fact that clarification is even necessary tells you everything about the county you grew up in. The Details: Gray smoke clouds billow above an orange brown salmon fillet with visible grain lines, resting on diagonal grill grates rendered in a distressed white ink. Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT