Down to Float - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Bluffing your way through electrical

Bluffing your way through electrical wiring takes a special kind of commitment that only a man holding a chainsaw he can't operate truly understands

holding a spear

and scattered water droplets

Nutcrackers standing guard over a pile of nuts is the most aggressively territorial holiday display since the twelve foot inflatable Santa next door

White text inside a yellow-outlined curved banner reads "FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" above a vintage comic-style illustration of a grinning woman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans sprinting toward the viewer

Down to Float - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Bluffing your way through electrical"DTF" on a shirt next to a cartoon flamingo is plausible deniability you can machine wash. That inflatable bird is doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. The Details: Large white bubble letter text reads "DTF" at the top. Smaller black text in quotation marks reads "DOWN TO FLOAT" below. A cartoon style pink flamingo pool float with a black beak and dot eye sits on a light blue water puddle beneath. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank