Ezel's Chiropractic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt step brothers Circular signs mounted on radiating

Circular signs mounted on radiating poles spell out "WONDER" above "BOWL" in a vintage lollipop-sign arrangement

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Ezel's Chiropractic - Long Sleeve T-Shirt step brothers Circular signs mounted on radiatingEzel's chiropractic credentials are entirely self awarded, based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason. Necks and backs are his specialty, but only when witnesses are present. Inspired by Friday. The Details: A white stick figure depicted mid fall with motion lines appears at the top. Distressed white serif text below reads "Ezel's Chiropractic" followed by smaller italic white text reading "Necks, Backs. Necks & Backs!"