William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L and seagulls

and seagulls

" Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy

and the jury isn't buying it

Red parenthetical text reads "(HOME OF THE HABIT-FORMING SPARERIBS)" to the right

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William J. Le Petomane Thruway - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L and seagullsDropping a toll booth in the middle of the desert is peak bureaucratic evil, and Hedley Lamarr's entire posse fell for it. Nobody conquers the West without exact change. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Tan weathered sign reads "GOV. WILLIAM J. LE PETOMANE THRUWAY" with "TOLL 10" and "EXACT CHANGE LANE," flanked by a red and green signal light. Below, a desert scene in muted earth tones depicts a toll booth, cacti, sandstone buttes, and a red