I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Hoodie surf Large weathered lettering at center

Large weathered lettering at center reads "MENDL'S" flanked by decorative flourishes

flanking a cartoon green bass in a white baseball cap gripping a golden-yellow bat in a batting stance

Averageman's superpower is remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store on the third trip back to the car

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

Rosato Brothers run a pest control operation where "rats" is a flexible term and the extermination methods never involve traps

I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Hoodie surf Large weathered lettering at centerFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red