I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bod Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST

Smaller black uppercase text reads "THE MUG" directly below in the same slab-serif style

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

Alamo Freeze T-Shirt - Odessa

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I Pooped Today! - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_bod Arched distressed white text readsCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: