Eagle Powers - Women's T-Shirt Size:M "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated

"Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago

Black uppercase text below reads "LOS ANGELES

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

Fronch fries

Inspired by The Wedding Singer

Eagle Powers - Women's T-Shirt Size:M "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduatedEating a raw eagle egg on a cliffside is basically the luchador equivalent of a pre workout supplement, just with more feathers and zero FDA approval. Nacho proved that belief hits harder than any actual training regimen. Inspired by Nacho Libre. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EAGLE POWERS" in two stacked lines. A retro cartoon illustration depicts Nacho wearing a blue luchador mask, red cape, red trunks over light blue tights,