The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A blonde skater in red

A blonde skater in red poses with one arm raised beside "SKATING CLUB" and "ELYRIA OHIO" in black and white lettering

a cartoon-style tan and gold wishbone is depicted mid-break

Apparently emancipation was just the opening act for wiener comedy in front of the White House

with "LOS ANGELES

A gray illustration of a 19th-century batter in a wide stance is layered behind blue text reading "1877

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL A blonde skater in redCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie