Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL An Art Deco illustration of

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

White text across the jersey reads "HEAVEN

Vader trading his lightsaber for a 7-iron is the most aggressive mid-life crisis in galactic history

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL An Art Deco illustration ofHey, the Assman's in town! Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.