The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Smaller white sans-serif bold text

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

Baseball in small-town Illinois back then wasn't entertainment

just walk in furry and walk out with kegs

Ned Ryerson remembers every detail of your life with a persistence that borders on psychological warfare

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Smaller white sans-serif bold textStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a