The Beetus - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt waycross A vintage hand-drawn couple roller

A vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating in a dance pose sits between spread golden and red wings

" "MAKE YOU CRY

Smaller script reads "Tony & Carmine" and "We Kill Rats Dead

Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice

probably illegal moonshine

The Beetus - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt waycross A vintage hand-drawn couple rollerWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo