Birthday Boy - Unisex Sweatshirt TV Precision engineering applied to wordplay

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

Arched white serif text reads "CARSON CITY" above a gray halftone illustration of a baseball batter mid-swing

Somehow every county line crossing makes it worse

they were where San Jose's postwar suburbs found their social center

it carried the weight of baseball royalty into a small town bowling alley

Birthday Boy - Unisex Sweatshirt TV Precision engineering applied to wordplayJesus holding a balloon at his own birthday party is peak humility for someone who literally walked on water. Two thousand years later and he still gets upstaged by a tree and a guy in a red suit. The Details: Cartoon illustration of Jesus Christ in a white robe and red sash, wearing a green and white polka dot party hat, holding a red balloon on a string. Red and green confetti squares scatter around the figure. Bold yellow text with a 3D shadow