Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Some places earn their name

Some places earn their name

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

but the nachos are why you actually came

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

families gathered in the coffee shop

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Some places earn their nameSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit