Asshole - Women's T-Shirt Fletch Doug Masters treating an Aiwa

Doug Masters treating an Aiwa cassette deck like essential avionics equipment is either criminal negligence or peak mid-sortie dedication

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set

Large flowing white script reads "& Steal" above a white silhouette of a runner sliding headfirst into a base

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "WORLD'S" at the top

Asshole - Women's T-Shirt Fletch Doug Masters treating an AiwaPlacing an encyclopedia grade donkey illustration above the word HOLE is the classiest outsourcing of profanity ever designed. Everyone who objects has to say it out loud first, which means they already lost. The Details: Vintage engraving style black ink illustration of a donkey standing in profile, rendered with fine crosshatching reminiscent of an old agricultural manual. Bold distressed black serif text below reads "HOLE." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe