The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top nevada Hiding inside a mechanical rhino

Hiding inside a mechanical rhino requires commitment most people reserve for tax fraud

with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top

flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

all within a rough-edged rectangular frame

and a bearded bust of Socrates

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top nevada Hiding inside a mechanical rhinoJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi