Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Ted Baxter

Ted Baxter

Cream lowercase text reads "hotel" beside a large stylized red "C" followed by cream text reading "osmopolitan

and curled trunk

or just wondering what a cee-ment pond really is

Rounded groovy cream text arched across the top reads "GIANT SQUID JOKES" above "KRAKEN ME UP" in a retro 1970s bubble typeface

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Ted BaxterA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue