Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Inspired by A Christmas Carol

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either side

he committed the most aggressively Midwestern act of sainthood ever put on film

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

Cosmic justice hits different when your bully ends up waxing your family's BMW in the driveway

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Inspired by A Christmas CarolJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading