Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bold white arched text reads

Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown

Red outlined diamond shapes frame golden-yellow text reading "COFFEE SHOP" and "36 LANES

Carrying a roll of toilet paper into the woods is just a victory lap at this point

" and smaller white text reads "QUEBEC-ONTARIO-VERMONT" above "LEAGUE" flanked by two gold stars

Arched white serif text reads "CARSON CITY" above a gray halftone illustration of a baseball batter mid-swing

Professional Crop Duster - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bold white arched text readsCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.