Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Golden-yellow script reads "Stay Gold"

Golden-yellow script reads "Stay Gold" with white text "AUTO DETAILING" beneath it

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Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Golden-yellow script reads "Stay Gold"Throwing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.