Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha A vintage mid-century illustration of

A vintage mid-century illustration of a winking Santa Claus fills the center

with weathered white block text reading "FRANCIS" curving below in a circular badge layout

Large distressed white script reads "BOBCATS" with a sweeping white tail element beneath

ILLINOIS" and "PHONE 392-0550

White silhouette of a falling bomb with tail fins and motion lines at the top

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie omaha A vintage mid-century illustration ofSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved