I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wellsville pointing forward through a torn

pointing forward through a torn parchment border with green holly leaves on each side

Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

and the only side effect is smelling like smoke for three days

Aliens reading self-help books are just trying to manifest ontological legitimacy one chapter at a time

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