I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt circleville serious confidence

serious confidence

pure perfection achieved at age eight

and that's not a joke

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

Bold golden-yellow block text below reads "SOCIAL DISTANCING WORLD CHAMP

I'm on a Boat - Unisex Sweatshirt circleville serious confidenceDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.