John Matrix's Surplus City - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A row of alternating red

A row of alternating red and blue five-pointed stars spans the center

Addressing the French National Assembly with the confidence of a kid who just made varsity is peak San Dimas energy

Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS

Hand's class remains the gold standard for serene civil disobedience

Bold white sans-serif text reads "BOWL" above a cursive line reading "for enjoyment

John Matrix's Surplus City - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A row of alternating redSurplus City's inventory list reads like a strip mall where grenades and bazookas share an aisle with camo. Matrix went from feeding deer to running a weapons depot with zero transitional steps. Inspired by Commando. The Details: Arched distressed green text reads "JOHN MATRIX'S" above large block letters reading "SURPLUS CITY." A weathered illustration of an M202 FLASH rocket launcher sits between two five pointed military stars. Below, green text