Castaways Polynesian Resort Hotel - Vintage Las Vegas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Labeling a donkey "BAD" is

Labeling a donkey "BAD" is the most elegant profanity loophole since spelling words in front of children

reading "MESS WITH THE BULL" across the top and "YOU'LL GET THE HORNS" across the bottom

Inspired by Desperately Seeking Susan

Vacation and probation rhyme because the state kept making it true until English had no choice

Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive

Castaways Polynesian Resort Hotel - Vintage Las Vegas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Labeling a donkey "BAD" isThe Castaways, originally opened as the Sans Souci Hotel in 1955, was a prominent Polynesian themed resort on the Las Vegas Strip. Renamed the Castaways in 1963, it featured a distinctive Jain temple replica known as the "Gateway to Luck," enhancing its exotic ambiance. Despite its unique theme and popularity, the Castaways faced financial challenges and underwent several ownership changes. In 1987, the property was closed and subsequently demolished