American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria Inspired by the air duct

Inspired by the air duct scene featuring John McClane from Die Hard

Cream-colored rectangle with rounded corners

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

A red illustration depicts Cyrus with arms outstretched

and unforgettable quotes from the iconic film

American As Apple Pie - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt victoria Inspired by the air ductApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple