Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Nobody escapes that stare

Nobody escapes that stare

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

and colorful toppings

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

Multicolored cartoon piñata in the shape of a burro

Taters Over Haters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Nobody escapes that stareChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a