New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy A blonde skater in red

A blonde skater in red poses with one arm raised beside "SKATING CLUB" and "ELYRIA OHIO" in black and white lettering

Killian's network turned snuff television into appointment viewing and somehow kept the sponsors happy

Sounds about right for anyone who's ever been asked a direct question in a meeting

Polite menace has never been so well-dressed

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy A blonde skater in redRoller rinks named after celestial bodies and run by a skating planet in a party hat inspire more confidence than any gym membership ever could. Chicago had its priorities straight. The Details: Golden yellow circular double bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom. A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn like ring