Lebowski - Careful, Man - There's a Beverage Here - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed red text reads "Because

Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly

with vertical text reading "BAHOOKA" nestled between them

because nothing says black tie like a pocket that doesn't physically exist

carrying a golden trophy marked "1" in one hand and a white roll of toilet paper in the other

The 1979 date just means you've been getting away with it for decades

Lebowski - Careful, Man - There's a Beverage Here - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Distressed red text reads "BecauseDropping a man into the corporate siren logo when his most ambitious errand involves writing a check for sixty nine cents at Ralph's is peak brand collision. Priorities stay locked on cocktail integrity regardless of active kidnapping. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Green circular badge with a white outer ring frames a black and white halftone portrait of The Dude in a bathrobe, holding a glass. White uppercase text curves along the top