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Slack-jawed contempt has never been so polite or so relentless

especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables

Rio Grande Rios baseball club took the diamond in Salt Lake City around 1900

Reason has never once entered Pee-wee's zip code

Minor league ball came to a small southeast Georgia town that lived for summer nights at the ballpark

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