Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Pluto got demoted by a

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

Decorative blackletter text with ornate red drop caps reads "San Marcos Lanes" above a bold black serif line reading "32 LANES

Inspired by RoboCop

Eagles clutching arrows and olive branches is the visual equivalent of a firm handshake that lasts two seconds too long

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Jack Burton 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Pluto got demoted by aRunning for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy. Everybody relax, the Pork Chop Express is on the ballot. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Curved white serif text reads "VOTE JACK BURTON" along the top of a circular badge outlined in red and white rings. A halftone blue portrait of Jack Burton fills the center, flanked by red text reading "2028" on a ribbon