Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black King Schultz in a bowler

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Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan

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Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black King Schultz in a bowlerEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for