Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top cooleemee " and "SINCE 1955

" and "SINCE 1955

Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames distressed text reading "UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT" above large lettering "HAT CREEK" and "CATTLE COMPANY AND LIVERY EMPORIUM" with "LONESOME DOVE

stride side by side with white-gloved hands raised in red

Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR

minor league ball was the heartbeat of small Midwestern towns

Smartass University - Unisex Tank Top cooleemee " and "SINCE 1955Smartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"