Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and nobody's brave enough to

and nobody's brave enough to file that amendment

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

Stylized black hand-lettered text below reads "STUFT SHIRT" with bold black text reading "RESTAURANT" beneath it

Bowling pins replacing that corporate trefoil is the most aggressively relaxed act of brand sabotage ever committed in lowercase

Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA

Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and nobody's brave enough toCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout