The Area 52's 5.5" (Stretch) "patrioticcasual2020" 72 seconds

72 seconds

Hands up palms to the sky

Materials: Made out of 100% polyester and feature the California State Flag

STRUT (Loud hand clap) YOUR (Even louder hand clap) STUFF (Snap fingers and walk majestically away down the board walk)

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The Area 52's 5.5" (Stretch) "patrioticcasual2020" 72 secondsAfter the nation discovered Area 51, the United States Government created Area 52, the most top secret, super alien y base ever. We sent our top agent Grant and sidekick dog Nana to see what they could find, and they came back with these. DISCLAIMER: May contain trace amounts of radioactive dust from the dark side of the Moon. Fit: This is a classic swim trunk silhouette with a 4 way stretchy fabric, 5. 5 inseam and elastic drawstring waist.