Quint's Shark Charters - 11oz Coffee Mug adult humor George Washington got to be

George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea

with "PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE" in small cream capitals curving beneath it

" over scattered black ink splatter

with "19" and "23" flanking a vintage hand-drawn gold cardigan with dark vertical stripes and fringe detail

Inspired by Friday Night Lights

Quint's Shark Charters - 11oz Coffee Mug adult humor George Washington got to beQuint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes. The liability waiver is a napkin that says "ten thousand dollars, cash." Inspired by Jaws. The Details: Distressed light blue portrait of Quint in a cap sits above arched light blue text reading "SINCE 1975" and white capitals reading "AMITY ISLAND, NEW ENGLAND." Large distressed white and red text reads "QUINT'S" with light blue "SHARK