Apron - ALF OG MUSHROOM XMAS25 We made a zipper wallet

We made a zipper wallet that features a 4 credit card slots

Not anymore

Maybe it will get you laid if you’re buying a chick dinner and she sees how quirky you are with this wallet and she ends up giving you the best head of your life

Your cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about… our hilarious apron

You can be a stuck up turd and wear designer bags or you can show off your personality with this unique round bag perfect for any festival or brunch or a funeral or wherever you go to find dick

Apron - ALF OG MUSHROOM XMAS25 We made a zipper walletYour cooking sucks anyways so give everyone something else to talk about our hilarious apron! It is water resistant and oil resistant with adjustable neck strap and long waist straps for chefs of all sizes! One size fits all unless you're the size of a Ford F 150! Care Instructions: Hand wash or machine wash dry as you normally would.